Hairs Awares. . .

d: I have to get my hair done. I want something more towards my natural color.

Mom: You need to get back to that. Your stylist is telling you your color looks good because she doesn't want to rock the boat.

d: What do I tip her for the holidays? Her blowouts rock.

Mom: I typically get $10.

d: RUMFing kiddin?

Mom: "Well you live in a big city."

Mom: "Tell your stylist what you want. Stop with that "fake" red."

Mom: Also tell her you can't handle anything ash.

d: Yikes! Is she going to have to strip me?

Mom: Not necessarily.

[UNSPOKEN} d: Why can't I just ask for what I want?