D's Version of Repenting

If you were d and were looking to contemplate the error of your Tuesday night's jolly old time you might do the following:

1. Cook C dinner.

2. Flop all over the floor in an attempt to do several yoga poses. Nearly pee your pants laughing at yourself. Decide the pose where you are flat on you back basically doing nothing ROCKS! Lie there while you regain your composure.

3. Head to the basement to kick computer gaming husband off so you can explore selling your home made junk (errr art) at an online dirt mall. Waste 2 hours setting up free profile but lose all interest when it's time to set up the storefront.

4. Figure out how to get the Blackberry to stop texting in Arabic. - that was rather frustrating.

5. Base coat two small canvases which you will go cross-eyed painting. Mix waaaayyy too much paint for the task. Look for cling wrap to preserve paint. Keep cats off table.

6. Watch some ridiculous 20/20 on We involving murders and psychics.

7. Mildly loathe self for being unproductive and tear yourself away from We worthless but oh-so entertaining programming to read Merton - which will no doubt put you right to sleep!

Has this helped you contemplate the error of your ways? Me either!