C and the B&E

According to Shemer Bar Review (which btw is the best Bar Review on the face of Earth!) Burglary is the breaking and entering, in the dwelling house of another, at night, with the intent to commit a _____________ (felony or crime). Please don't blame Shemer!! It's been 4 years!! (Commend them for my retention in an area of law I never studied!) Seriously, they are the BEST!!!!

At any rate C had the opportunity to experience some of those elements (breaking and entering) into our house earlier today because once again he LOCKED HIMSELF OUT! This is not an isolated incident. So one would think that C would be amenable to leaving a key with one of our neighbors. . .the lovely lady that lives two doors down, the neighbor that is the police officer, the adorable family across the street who visits with their son. . .Yet no. Not so much. C would rather play burglar and attempt to bust through the window in the basement and disrupt my painting accoutrement's. (Pictured) hahaha.

Now he claims we are so much better off because he was able to troubleshoot weak points in our "security." Oh and btw, Molly barked her crazy head off. He secured the window. Says he! Security company will be here ASAP to install alarms, cameras, and armed Hispanic midgets if necessary! They will be here tomorrow to install more security.

Now what exactly are we protecting?