Really?

> From this month's Better Homes and Gardens:
>
> "Put on a crown to signify when you want solitude. Let your family
> know not to mess with queen mum when they see the royal sign."
>
> This must be advice for those whose families won't laugh their asses
> off when they see a grown woman in a plastic tiara slogging around
> the house in some vile sweatpants.
>
> Sent from my iPhone