Mom: "We were watching the Sunday news and they were featuring this fair in Texas and the entire fair is based on deep-frying."
d: I pretty much hate heavily fried stuff.
Mom: They were frying butter.
d: (Whatchutalkingboutwillis?!) Frying butter? How?!
Mom: They made the buttery-est dough they could make, rolled it around a ball of butter and deep fried it.
d: How is that even good?
Mom: Folks that ate it said you had to eat the ball in one big bite otherwise it was a greasy mess.
d: I can only imagine. How can this be appealing to eat?
Mom: Heaven only knows! I just think it would be like eating a zit.
EATING A ZIT?! Oh how vile. ECK!!!!!!
I'm not sure I'll ever look at even a stick of cold creamy Irish butter again . . .Thanks Mom!
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i cannot even believe that mom said something like that! that is way too funny! d
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