Oy

Friend of neighbor just informed me she's throwing her cigarettes into the snow in our yard "because there's no where else to throw them."

How bout you find yourself an empty can you drunk b#$%^&.

I told her I understood and wouldn't mind cleaning it up come spring.

She thanked me. Her name is Jen.

Pound sand JEN!!!!!!!!!

That keg has to be Molson Ice. How else can we account for this?

Oh yeah. . .I'm old and cranky and NOT drunk. . .